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About me
Who is Justin C. Feng? The answer is simple; I
am Justin C. Feng. Some may refer to me simply as Justin Feng,
but according to google, there
is more
than one Justin Feng on the web (my site still comes up first, so I
am currently the most widely known Justin Feng on the web), making
it difficult to accurately determine which Justin Feng one is referring
to when he or she says "Justin Feng". Therefore,
I have decided to make a distinction between me and all the other
Justin Fengs out there by including my middle initial. If I someday
find out that there is another Justin C. Feng in this world, then
I'll use my full name. I'll stick with my middle initial for now
because I am too lazy to type out the whole thing.
Since you're still here, I guess you want to know
more about me than my google-based Justin Feng visibility index
(which is 100, or the percentage of Justin Feng sites that come
below mine on google, by the way). Here are a few interesting facts about me:
~My name is Justin C. Feng.
~I am currently the most widely known Justin Feng on the web.
~I have a computer.
~I can access the internet.
~I have a blog.
~This is my blog.
~I live in Southern California.
~I am 18.
~I am a Christian.
~I am a conservative.
~I was born in the United States.
~Which means that I can be president.
~I'm currently a physics major at UC Irvine.
~I'm studying physics because I want to work on advanced space propulsion concepts, like nuclear fusion propulsion, Antimatter propulsion (and antimatter production), etc.
~Nuclear fusion rocks.
~Antimatter rocks.
~The gravitational constant, g, is 32.174 ft/s2, not some weird metric 9.8 m whatever squared.
~The English Engineering system rocks.
~You would think that being a physics major, and having a strong interest in science would make me submit to the dark side (the metric system).
~But it didn't.
~That's why, if i ever had to join the armed forces or become a cop, I would prefer a .45 caliber Colt 1911 to the little 9mm Glock or Beretta toy pistols that they issue in law enforcement and the military.
~Oh yeah. The Colt 1911, or any M1911 for that matter, rocks.
~I built a jet engine before.
~I once tried to build a small liquid fueled rocket engine, complete with turbopumps and valves like the ones on the Shuttle and the Saturn V.
~I never got past the blueprints.
~The 1971 Plymouth GTX rocks.
~But I drive a station wagon.
~The 2005 Ford Mustang rocks.
~But I drive a station wagon.
~Rear-wheel drive rocks.
~But I drive a station wagon.
~Station wagons rock.
~And I drive a station wagon.
~Netscape rocks.
~Photoshop rocks.
~I can neither confirm nor deny that I am a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
~Then again, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy may or may not be a front for an organization more vast, more right-wing than the original conspiracy, something that I may or may not be a part of.
~If such an organization does exist, though I cannot tell you whether it does or doesn't exist, it would rock.
~I'm half Chinese, but I've never been to China.
~I've also never been to Italy, so I might be half Italian.
~But I'm not.
~Still, Italian food rocks.
~I don't have a girlfriend because I'm a loser.
~I accepted that fact a long, long time ago.
~My dog died.
~Dogs rock.
~Cats seem fine, but deep down inside they have evil plans to take over the world. You can see it in their eyes.
~I mean, think about it. They already have control over all the other animals (the lion is considered to be the king of the animal kingdom), the next step for them is to try and control humans.
~Domestic cats already have control over some of their owners.
~But don't worry, cats can't control us all because we have the bombTM.
~Yes, I got that from Drew Carey.
~Distilled water roc- ah, who am I kidding. Distilled water is bland. I ran out of stuff a long time ago.
~Oh, By the way, did I mention that I am currently the most widely known Justin Feng on the web?
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